Losing It: Happy Chrismahanukwanzakuah!

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Because there's nothing like blasphemy on Jesus' day.

Goals! But I'm Really Gonna Get All of TheseThings Regardless

Lose 10 pounds - Get a manicure and pedicure

Lose 15 pounds - Get new sneakers

Lose 20 pounds - Get new bras

Lose 25 pounds - Give baggy, saggy clothes to Goodwill

Lose 35 pounds - Get new, sexy, OMG! I'm under 200 pounds outfit (maximum $200)

Lose 40 pounds - Get facial

Lose 45 pounds - Get new black sandals

Lose 50 pounds - Get cable and internet in my apartment

Lose 60 pounds - Get silky pajamas (1)

Lose 65 pounds - Get sexy lingerie (1)

Lose 70 pounds - Professional photo shoot

Lose 75 pounds - Celebration party with all my friends

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I am not a photographer. Even though I have artistic ability, it has never been fine tuned. If you see something on here that belongs to you, SPEAK UP, and, instead of being a piss ant about it and getting a lawyer, get in touch with me and I'll take it down.

If you don't like what I say, close the browser window and move on with your life.

I reserve the right to mule kick anyone who gives away my personal information, such as but not limited to, my real first and last name, my address, the city I live in, where I work, and how much I really weigh.

If you are a lawyer and you want to make recommendations about other things I should have in this disclaimer then inbox me and we'll talk. But it better be for free.

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Saturday, December 25, 2010

Happy Chrismahanukwanzakuah!

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