It would be great if the two of you would stop acting like bitches and just get along. Do you have any idea how taxing it is that I've got one of you pulling me this way and the other pulling that way?
People say I should listen to you, dear heart, but I tried that once and got screwed royally over some skanky bitch that wears green eyeshadow. You are still not forgiven. And head *snicker*, you are just way too ready to flee. So, which one of you should I trust, huh?
Yeah. I don't know either.