"Subject: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
No one has heard from you in over a week. Is everything ok? Are you still coming? Write or call me (or somebody) as soon as you get this. Mom thinks you're in prison! And if you're not in prison, Dad's gonna kick your ass!
I Love You.
What I got back was one sentence, "I'm sorry but I'm still waiting"
Which is good to know. Would have been better to know last Friday when family started to arrive in town, but good to know nonetheless.