Today, Mrs. G and I were going through my eHarmony matches and I've got to say that the pickin's... they were slim.
However, it occured to me that only she and CBS111 were getting the pleasure of knowing how bad it really is. And that's why I'm going to post for you: "Best of eHarmony Rejects".
Now, I'm going to do this on my eHarmony one month anniversary. This will give me enough time to rifle through the dozens of matches I've closed for whatever reason. I promise it will be complete with pictures, spelling errors and chihuahuas in t-shirts.
So get ready, Bloggies. It's gonna be as good as you think.